Ren ([info]soclosesofar) wrote,

Today

After eating a large portion of nearly raw beef and chocolate mouse last night, I feel pretty ok. As you saw from the photos, I had some fun in Vancouver. I called the booker Brent and he said he woudl love to have the Sissyboys up to do a show. I did not mention that I was nearly asked to leave for, as the LESSbian who complained put it, "showing my weener." I agree, it isn't legal in Washington and they could have thier permits taken away, but the fact taht she used the word WEENER just makes me laugh and want to do it more. OVER AND OVER! I sang a Gin Blossoms song, Hey Jealousy and changed all the lyrics to being about doing herion and being a slut, oh and also driving around and yelling at cops. There was also a modified rendition of Ziggy STardust which was...amusing. Pearls to swine I tell you, pearls to swine.

Today I don't feel so bad. It's weird, these moods come over me and last for days, or sometiems weeks. I don't feel juicy exactly like I'd like to but I also don't feel awful which is always a step up.

My friend K or Fast in the photos, is an interesting guy. He has great taste and he seems to know a lot of people. He thinks I'm talented and realizes that I am actually funny, not intimidating. I definately do not want to date him but I can learn a lot from him. He's definatley worth cultivating a friendshp with. Perhpas he knows some top shelf people. I'm trying lj-user=boyelectric I'm trying!

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[info]xaos23

August 5 2005, 00:58:29 UTC 6 years ago

For shame...

what's up with you?
Keep your dick in your pants, boy! ;-)

[info]soclosesofar

August 5 2005, 01:23:25 UTC 6 years ago

Re: For shame...

Jesus tells me to do it.

[info]daotoad

August 5 2005, 04:36:58 UTC 6 years ago

Take a leaf from GWAR or something

Instead of a real weiner, shock the lessbrians with a big old KIELBASA or perhaps a giant inflatable plastic cock that you fill by popping a seltzer cartridge. Or go for some squirting and make a cock that contains spray whipped cream--let's hear it for DELICIOUS JIZZ SPRAY!

After that, the real thing will seem less upsetting.
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